Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

"All fur coat and no knickers", now I would love to take on literally. I have the physique to pull it off, curvy and buxom despite already at the age I am in. I still have the insatiable urge to ride any man that comes my way.

I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...

Lace lingerie should be a staple in any gal's closet. I love how it feels against my skin and I am not ashamed to admit that I have a drawer full of skimpy lace knickers I accumulated over the years. Always comes in handy when a fit bloke comes aroun...

I have a daring personality that has the power to awaken even penises that are already old and are in slumber. It's them that inspire me to sharpen up my skills. With that, allow me to say that I'm ready for battle. Are you?