I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Not that person who steals her partner's food when she couldn't decide what to order. Well, sometimes I do, but I don't proceed to eat all of the food he ordered. When I do reach for his food, it's to have a taste of it and decide if I want it too.

Some ladies are involved in relationships here and there and I don't really understand how they do it. For starters, it is hard and exhausting to handle a relationship, and not to mention, it is also complicated. That's the reason why I hate being in...

I'm the perfect example of a party girl. I love staying up late at night while having a great time with fellow party people. Getting drunk until I get wasted, but the funny thing is I still look so damn hot and pretty even if alcohol has taken over m...

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

This old hag is looking for a fine lad who can show her how the young ones these days have fun. I am not sure what the big boys are into these days, so it would be great if there is someone who can show me the ropes and teach me.