I have no drama in life. When I say "no", I mean it. When I say "I'm okay", that's what I really feel. When I say "You can choose where to eat", my mind can't decide, it's okay for you to take me anywhere you want. You won't find it complicated talki...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

When I am at a loose end during the days off from work, I usually lay in my bed while staring at the ceiling and thinking about the sex positions and fantasies that I've been meaning to try. And every time I do that, I always end up reaching for my f...

I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.

I spend a lot of time doing the things I love like going to the beach to have a tan and lying on the seashore while watching the sun go down. Boating is also one activity I usually do. It's amazing being in the middle of the sea.

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."