Still in the university, but I can't wait to show off my eye-popping blowjob skills. Besides, my cunt has been itchy for a decade. An overstatement I know. But I'd like you to visualise how randy I am now.

I haven't flirted with a man for years but I know its the body language that matters. After leaving my bore of a husband after 20 years of suffering, I am up for new adventures in the bedroom. I want the kind of shagging that would make up for the ti...

I fancy blokes who look like Benedict Cumberbatch. He's handsome with a touch of mystery. I'm not attracted to men who have a predictable character because that's where the game ends. Crazy as it may seem, but this pussy of mine only becomes sexually...

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...