They say I have a dirty mind and I beg to disagree. The truth is, I have a sexy imagination. I know it sounds like total rubbish, but I know a hundred and one way to make you scream my name. Do you want to try?

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

What I'm looking for: A man who has his penis ready for a fiery hot sex all night long. His mind should be full of kinks and fetishes we can do together. He has to have lots of hot jelly to sprinkle on my face.

I would love to have hands other than mine to touch my naughty bits and make me ache with need. It's difficult to feel desirable, especially at my age, but I am not giving up hope that there are still lads out there who would love to spend their nigh...

Being a submissive, I like to dress up in pretty lingerie or just wear shiny collars. It's been difficult to find a caring young master but I'm not losing hope. I may be in my 50s but I need to have my aching cunt satiated too.