My relationship has always been on the rocks for a while now. We talked it out and agreed to stay in an open relationship before deciding if we're going to call it off or not. Now, who would fancy to show little me what I've been missing out on?

Flowers... Flowers... Flowers... Beautiful flowers surrounding me relaxes me in a way that I forget I haven't been watered lately. Lol. Is there someone out there who's been dying to sprinkle his hot cream into someone's fanny?

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

Self-assured men are bleedin' switched on. I get drawn to men who listen to the tiniest details. Just giving me their time and care is dooze to entice me to their character. Is there any man out there for me?

Unlike other ladies, I am not an all mouth and trousers person. When I say that I can make you cum before you can say knife, I will certainly do that. If you don't believe me, then, by all means, allow me to prove it to you.