I am a heavy drinker. I am usually over the eight most days of the week. But the good thing is that I can still function well at work. That took years of practice though. I’m looking for a mate who is more than willing to stay up all night with me,...

If having a butchers in my profile makes you so randy, I'd appreciate it if you drop me an awesome message letting me know that I, indeed, increase your sexual arousal. My sexual senses like men who tell me straight how they want to fuck me.

Run your tongue on my back while caressing my baps. Don't stop until you hear me gasp. Make me want you even in my dreams with your erotic touch. Feel my wetness and put your knob into my fanny. Ride me. Fill my nights with awesome shagging.

Got married quite young but didn't last long. Left his sorry arse and am looking for more satisfying adventures. Also want to take back the opportunities that I missed just because I was daft enough to get tied down. Help a gal out?

Wearing skin-tight dresses and high heels give me the confidence boost I need to try and pull blokes at the pub. I put in a lot of effort into how I look so if I see a gent who's interested then I make my move. It's a new age, ladies can make the fir...

Making breakfast has always brought a smile on my face. For years and years, it has brought mr constant comfort. I wonder how lads would like their brekky in the mornings. Would they like scrambled eggs, served in bed, or would they rather I attend t...