Powerful and Randy: These are only the two things that I need from a man. You don't need to show me your financial assets if you don't want me to be turned off. I'd like you to be rich in hot cream not pounds nor dollars.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

My husband passed away some time ago, now I'm just looking for company. I know that most gents would prefer a woman their age, but I have to remind you that wine tastes better as it ages. Why not I provide a free taste?

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

Big dreams may seem impossible to achieve at the moment, but I don't lose heart. One day, I'll have sex with many handsome men, who dirty talks to me, for 8 hours straight with frequent showers in between.

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.