I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.

Whenever my daughter brings around a bloke, he would always end up tied to one of my bedposts. I am separated, nor do I really have plans of inviting them to bed-- they just come around on their own. I sometimes feel guilty but I make sure to punish ...

I'm not here to find relationships, serious attachments, and commitments. I only came here to search for someone who I can be friends with. And by friends, I mean someone who I can talk dirty with without any malice at all.

Whenever I'm mad, I usually lash out my anger to the lad I'm having sex with. But don't get me wrong, I don't exert violence on him. I just make our fuck session rougher and wilder than how we usually do it.

After having a nice shower, I can stay in my room and watch K-dramas for the rest of the day. I can also stay outdoors and drink beer with men in a cozy pub. Both are perfect ways to spend my weekends.

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.