I may be in a relationship but I barely get any kind of affection, not even going to mention shagging because that is truly non-existent at all. Which is why I went on a rant and told him that if he wasn't going to pay attention to me and my needs, t...

I’m here to look for a nice lad who can satisfy me in ways that no one has ever done yet before. I want a lad who could pound my mouth and my asshole as wild and as fast as he can. DM me if you’re the one I’m looking for!

Would be happy to be the tweeny in our roleplay. How would you pleasure me? I'll leave that up to your playful imagination. I reckon you have lots of them in your head right now. Would you let me know what they are, please?

I enjoy spending my weekends in dressing gowns to let the jubblies and minge take a breath. I think it would be absolutely lovely to chat with someone during this time. Adding some spice while I enjoy the afternoon biscuits and tea.

You don't have to adore me until we get old. What I'm only asking is for you to worship my body when we're in bed while we're young and able. I think you also ought to know that I have no intention to marry. You're safe in my pretty arms, honey. ;-)

I have no intention of making myself known through complex or complicated things. I am the kind of woman who loves to keep things nice and simple. I do believe that there is beauty in simplicity. I hope my simple ways will not bore you out.