Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.

Having me is dangerous. I'm untamable. But if I've hurt your ego... If taming me is a challenging activity for you... send me the hottest message that'll drop my knickers. Only then will I know that you're the one I deserve

My only companion since I moved out has been my cat. I'm young yet I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of things in life. Which is why it is time to take control and seek the pleasures I've been deprived of. Anyone who cares to join me?

The best thing about me is my overflowing lust. I will never back down when you tease me. I will talk dirty to you and tell you all the things I want to do with your body until you can't hold in your lust. We should continue teasing each other until ...

In my opinion, the most difficult place to shag would be in a museum. I've been going to them for years and often wonder how quiet you'd have to be to not be heard when getting fucked. I'm a bit old, so I don't really care much about being loud thoug...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.