Nothing turns me on like the thoughts of getting covered in scratches, hickeys, bites, and waking up the next day aching all over. If I had those then that would have meant that the fucking session the night before was delicious as fuck.

I either walk around my flat starkers or just an oversized flannel shirt. When I have to answer the door, I am not ashamed to just slip into my silk robe with nothing underneath. I quite like to tempt faith and see if one of those silly porn plots is...

I am not your typical slut. I am a naughty whore who loves having morning wood for breakfast. Starting my day with a blowjob never fails to make me feel better for the rest of the day. It would be great to have someone who can always give me the fuck...

I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.