I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I'm what you would describe as a naughty-naughty miss packed with sensuous agendas. My world revolves around owning pleasure, feeling sensual and making men rhapsodise over my sexy, yet hard-to-get body.

There's no need to waste our time trying to know each other. We both know why we are here, so let's skip the formalities and go straight down to business. Let us tease each other all day long, and see where it could possibly lead us.

Pathologically honest, smart, blonde, and with a figure of Marilyn Monroe I think that's just enough for now as I risk sounding vain. I’m here for fun, I don’t really care much what problems you have at home, I’m not a bloody counsellor so I ca...

I don't understand why some men don't like having sex with mature ladies without giving it a try first. I mean, I know that they have their preference as such, but they can at least try the meal before refusing it. What do you think?

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.