I spend a lot of time doing the things I love like going to the beach to have a tan and lying on the seashore while watching the sun go down. Boating is also one activity I usually do. It's amazing being in the middle of the sea.

Retiring early seemed like a good idea at first but now I am bloody bored out of my mind. I would like to find enjoyment and thrill in all the things I missed out on when I was younger. With all this time on my hand and the youthful energy that didn'...

Now that I am a lot older, I realized the importance of having a man who will spend the rest of his life with you. It's quite depressing that I don't have someone to help me out every time I feel lonely and horny.

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

Some say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I beg to disagree, honey. Man shall not live by bread alone. There should be nights full of naughtiness. After all, we all need to fill an empty void through sexual pleasures.

Aside from a hot hanky panky session, I also want to have a steamy leg over as soon as possible. I've been deprived of a lad's touch for several months now and I think my sexual desires and carnal needs are starting to be unmanageable already.