Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

You can talk to me really easily. You'd be surprised how a conversation between us can flow naturally like we're old friends or siblings talking. You can share anything - sex, food, games, and I'd be glad to listen.

In my mind, the dinner table can be used for more than just meals. It's the best place to layout my body to be devoured by a gentleman much younger than I am. He is welcomed to eat me out or make a serving of cream pie in my cunt.

There really are different ways of pleasing blokes, I learned that with the years of sleeping around. Some like sloppy jobbies, while there are those who love to take control of their lady's pleasure. Some would prefer long foreplays in contrast to t...

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.

Spanks while getting my sopping cunt fingered makes my toes curl with delight. It's pain mixed with pleasure in the best way possible, who would want to ask for more? Unless the option would be getting fucked by an enthusiastic lad.