Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

I moan loudly, so a ball gag must be present in our secret rendezvous unless if you want your neighbours to find out what we're doing. I can be wild in bed, so if you want to control me, have your light bondage and blindfolds ready.

It has been years since I've experienced a toe curling orgasm, I'm quite huffy about it too. As I grew older, I felt more and more deprived of a good shag, not to mention that my husband can't keep it stiff anymore. Now I just want a youthful dick pl...

Walking into boutiques which sells racy and lacy knickers is my version of heaven on earth! The reaction I get when I take off my clothes in front of an excited young bloke is priceless. Plus it makes me feel like a goddess when I wear a new pair.

I please myself by spanking my ravishing bum so loud that people from the other room can hear it. Still not satisfied, I let my vibrator jackhammer me hard enough that I can't walk properly the next day.

If you’re the kind of lad who wants to be comforted with a bunch of beautiful lies then I am not the lass for you. And that is because I’m a very straightforward and honest lady. We will definitely not get along unless you know and learn how to a...