Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

When I see luxury items my eyes are sparkling. I'm not a gold digger I just want to touch it. If someone can provide or give me any luxury item I promise that I can do whatever you want. If you're the one, please message me.

I'm a cat person but the only kitty I own is gagging to get dicked down by a well hung dishy lad. Don't get me wrong, dogs are adorable but I just like how cats just need to be stroked in order to be satisfied.

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

I know what I want and will stop at nothing to get it. Don't fret though, I give back the pleasure I get. I don't like leaving my partners unsatisfied when they're with me. Just tell me how you like it and I'll make sure to follow-through.

Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.