People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.

I'm looking for a man who'll leave me breathless, who'll eat my fanny like nobody ever did, who'll keep me wanting for more even after so many rounds. He should be experienced enough to know how he can get his way to me.

I'm not afraid to show the world how flirty and slutty I am because that's who I really am. Besides, it's better to admit that you're a whore if you are one instead of acting like a saint when clearly, you are a dirty devil. Anyway, I came here to fi...

They say all women are born equal. If that's the case, then I might be hatched from an egg because I am better than everyone else in everything that I do. I don't mean to brag, but just take a good look at my body. How can a human give birth to a god...

I haven’t been able to get what I need and I am looking for a bloke who is in the same situation. I promise to take care of all your needs if you do the same thing. I love to spend time alone but if he needs me, I will drop everything and be there ...