Let’s get awkward things out of the way first. I am not here because I want to meet someone who will spend the rest of his life with me. I only want one thing, and that’s a lad who I can snuggle with every time the weather is parky.

Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

Now that you have browsed through my profile, do you think and feel that you know me better? Is there something inside of you that says I’m exactly the one you’re looking for? Send me something sexy and I’ll respond as quickly as possible.

I can be the lass you are looking for. We can't know that for sure unless you give both of us a chance to get to know each other more. If that sounds like a good idea to you, then let's not waste time and start chatting with each other right away.

Known for having a unique beauty, I have charmed lads to be with me in my little chamber. Through my mesmerising eyes, my wild slaves have been tamed. What totally elates me is they succumb to all of my sexual wishes without much pressure.

My beauty is slowly fading away. It might be hard, but I need to accept the fact that I am not as enticing and as irresistible as I once was. However, I am still hopeful that there is still a lad out there who would accept me for who I am, wrinkles a...