If you would like to get inside my pants, you just have to do one thing and that would be to tell me how hungry you are for me. If I am satisfied with your answer, then you're going to have access to my fanny before you can say knife.

People know me as a young lady who is very determined in life. I make sure to do everything that I can just to get what I want. So, if I tell you that I want your cock, I am sure as hell that I am going to get it no matter what.

I don't know where the stereotype of old people being a bunch of bores came from but that does not apply to me. I'm full of life and energy, always eager for the next great adventure--especially in the bedroom or wherever the passion may take us.

Lasses like me don't normally name their boobs for the reason that they're waiting for a bloke to give those luscious breasts a great name. Would be better if they can give one sexy name for each. If I were to ask you, what names do you have in mind ...

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

I always take advantage of the rare sunny days by lounging on the beach and soaking up as much vitamin D as I can. But when it's dreary, I tend to get my dose of "D" elsewhere. Preferably from a dapper lad who's half my age.