I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

You can refer to me as a lady straight out of a romantic flick. I believe in love at first sight, finding love when you least expect it, and happily ever after. I fall in love easily yet strongly oppose and avoid getting involved with someone committ...

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

There's something about men who smell nice that makes me want to fuck them on the spot. I am not sure if I am just a naughty and horny bint or there's a loose screw in my head. What do you think? Is it wrong for me to crave a man with a nice odor?

I'm not like other girls who have green fingers and who can cultivate a plant in the proper way. What I have instead are fingers that can sensually trace your whole body. And if you'd give the nod, I can even put my fingers inside your mouth.

Haven't had sex for a few months now because I was trying to heal from a broken heart. Now that I've moved on, my sexy cunt urges me to get off again. My cunt is waiting for a big knob to rip my pussy apart.