With the nice and cuddle weather that we have right now, I really think that a hanky panky session would be a great idea. Sadly, I don't have someone who I can make out with. I don't really know why but I guess no lad appreciates how kissable and sex...

I party hard at night and go to work early in the morning. That's how responsible I am. We can shag all night or have a quickie early morning. I won't mind. What's important is having intimate and rough sex every day.

I live alone in a flat with my cat and I have to find something to do soon or I might go barmy. What would be ideal though is finding a lad that could keep me busy in bed. Have me screaming. moaning, and whining with pleasure.

The best shag of my life so far involved two men and a few bottles of whiskey. Left me sore for days but never regretted it, it was a brilliant night! Now though, I'm not looking for anything bonkers-- too old for that. Just some old-fashioned sex wi...

I keep a journal on my nightstand so that I can write down my dreams as soon as I wakeup to not forget them. Especially the naughty wet dreams, shagging without care. I hope I get to turn them into reality when I get the chance.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.