Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I'm not like other girls who have green fingers and who can cultivate a plant in the proper way. What I have instead are fingers that can sensually trace your whole body. And if you'd give the nod, I can even put my fingers inside your mouth.

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

I don't know why I have terrible luck when it comes to men. I always end up being with someone who can't even give me what I want. All I am asking for is a stud who can satisfy all my erotic desires and carnal pleasures. Is that too much to ask?

These beautiful fingers I have are so playful they move without me telling them to. They are beautiful ninjas who find their prey without a hitch. This is the advantage that I have over other lasses. My fingers don't let precious moments pass.

Reading sex stories online is what I do during my free time. It's not that I am addicted to sex, it's just that through reading sex stories, I get to have my sexual fantasies and carnal desires attended to.