A pretty lass who hates Monday. It's like my body naturally knows that it is Monday. My body refuses to leave the bed and my mind only wants to be blank during this day. My crazy weekend party routine might be to blame, but still, Monday is absolutel...

I'm a mint, for I'm good in so many ways. I'm a bright lass who knows the ins and outs of an unforgettable journey to sex. I give thrilling heads. Not only that, I'm a mesmerising cowgirl master. A one night of hot rides with me is not enough.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.

A strong man attracts me. He walks confidently, and it seems that nothing can stop him from doing what he wants. That's my type. And I like to play a damsel in distress, a sexy one who'll turn him on.