Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

It's unfair if you know a bit about me, but I'm clueless as to who you are. So for us to find out more about each other, let me ask you questions. Once you send your answers, I'll share mine too. Plus, you can ask me any questions you want. Here ...

There is nothing you can do once you've been exposed to my charm. I am sure you will not be able to resist my allure when you chat with me. You are free to try it out if you don't believe me. However, don't blame me if you suddenly fall head over hee...

I wear lingerie when I sleep. But before hitting the sack, I never fail to stimulate myself through my nice-looking sex toys. It's pretty amazing how they make me feel. It's as if I'm whole and not need anything. At least that's what my right brain b...

I worked as an exotic dancer in my early years, I loved every night I was on stage and I was fairly good at it. But, of course, that was eons ago and always chockfull of fond memories. Though I must say I still have a lot of dance moves left in me.

I've been separated for years and now I am ready to put a leg over lads who wouldn't mind having their cocks used by a lady like myself. I promise that I'd start slow until I hear gruff moans and pleads to go faster.