I have an oversized teddy that has seen plenty of sinful acts that I committed while alone in my room over the years. Often I'd imagine it was a bloke who was watching me play with my kitty using various toys.

I'm not pathetic nor a damsel in distress who'd want to be rescued from this cruel world. I'm an independent woman who wouldn't care if you don't stay beside me for the rest of our life. I'd adore you if you're interested to have sex with me but don'...

Going to a posh spa whenever I feel like it has been a blessing. I used to think that when I grow old, it would mean I'd end up like my senile aunt. Now, I get to do just whatever I bloody want, whenever I want to. I love being massaged with aromati...

I do the typical things that you do. I eat breakfast, go to work then I come home in the evening, prepare dinner, watch telly for a few minutes, and sleep. My life is mundane, and I'm not going to allow myself to have this kind of life forever. Ready...

I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.